Hazen News

CLASS OFFICER ELECTIONS
If you would like to run for a class officer position for the 2024-25 school year, now is the time to get your name on the ballot. Please check your homeroom slides from Monday for the link for the interest form. Interest meetings will be April 22 at 6:50 a.m. and 2:10 p.m., and April 23 at 2:10 p.m. If you do not attend a meeting, you cannot run!

Seniors Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Want your club meetings announced each week? want more members? Advertise!! Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to add your stuff!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK 
Thursday, 4/18
Jesus Club, 11:00-11:40a, Collaboratory
Asian Student Coalition, 1:30p-3:30p, Cafeteria
Ping Pong Club, 2p-4p, Commons
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym
Vietnamese Student Association, 1:45p-5p, Opportunity Center

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? 
Have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Tuesday, 4/16
Fastpitch Varsity v Ingraham WIN 22 to 4
Baseball JV v Liberty LOSS 5 to 6
Baseball Varsity v Liberty LOSS 4 to 3
Boys Soccer JV v Juanita WIN 2 to 1
Boys Soccer Varsity v Juanita WIN 3 to 1

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Wed, 4/17
Girls Golf V v Sammamish, Maplewood GC, 3:00p
Baseball C v Cleveland, 4p CANCELLED
Fastpitch Varsity v Juanita, 4p
Boys Soccer C v Lake Washington, 7:30p CANCELLED

Thu, 4/18
Girls Tennis JV v Renton HS, 3:30p
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Renton HS, 4p
              
Fri, 4/19
Fastpitch Varsity v Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV @ Juanita, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Liberty, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Liberty, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p
Baseball Varsity v Juanita, Bannerwood Park, 7:30p

Sat, 4/20
Baseball Varsity v Edmonds-Woodway, T-Mobile Park, 11am               

Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

CLASS OFFICER ELECTIONS
If you would like to run for a class officer position for the 2024-25 school year, now is the time to get your name on the ballot. Please check your homeroom slides from Monday for the link for the interest form. Interest meetings will be April 22 at 6:50 a.m. and 2:10 p.m., and April 23 at 2:10 p.m. If you do not attend a meeting, you cannot run!

Senior Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 
 
ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Interested in environmental and outdoor activities? Need service hours? Join Earth Corps today after school for a gardening meeting! Meet in room 237/Ms. Panerio’s

Want your club meetings announced each week? want more members? Advertise! Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to add your stuff!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK
Tuesday, 4/16
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym

Thursday, 4/18
Jesus Club, 11:00-11:40a, Collaboratory
Asian Student Coalition, 1:30p-3:30p, Cafeteria
Ping Pong Club, 2p-4p, Commons
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym
Vietnamese Student Association, 1:45p-5p, Opportunity Center

ATHLETICS
On Friday, April 5, the Hazen tennis team defeated Lindbergh 6-1. The Highlanders take on reigning state champion Mercer Island today at 4 pm.

Are you a Hazen athlete? 
have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Monday, 4/15
Girls Tennis JV v. Lake Washington score TBA
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Lake Washington RAINOUT
Boys Soccer C @ Liberty, 5:30p CANCELLED

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Tuesday, 4/16
Girls Golf Varsity @ Lindbergh, Maplewood Golf Course, 3p
Girls JV Tennis @ Mercer Island, 4p
Girls Tennis Varsity v Mercer Island, 4p
Fastpitch Varsity @ Ingraham, 4:30p
Baseball JV v Liberty, 4:30p
Baseball Varsity @ Liberty, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Juanita, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Juanita, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p

Wed, 4/17
Girls Golf V v Sammamish, Maplewood GC, 3:00p
Baseball C v Cleveland, 4p
Fastpitch Varsity v Juanita, 4p
Boys Soccer C v Lake Washington, 7:30p

Thu, 4/18
Girls Tennis JV v Renton HS, 3:30p
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Renton HS, 4p
              
Fri, 4/19
Fastpitch Varsity v Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV @ Juanita, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Liberty, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Liberty, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p

Baseball Varsity v Juanita, Bannerwood Park, 7:30p

Sat, 4/20
Baseball Varsity v Edmonds-Woodway, T-Mobile Park, 11am
                
Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

Senior Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Want your club meetings announced each week? want more members? Advertise!! Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to add your stuff!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK 
Monday, 4/15
Key Club, 2:15p-3:30p, Lecture Hall

Tuesday, 4/16
Jesus Club, 11:00-11:40a, Collaboratory
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym

Thursday, 4/18
Asian Student Coalition, 1:30p-3:30p, Cafeteria
Ping Pong Club, 2p-4p, Commons
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym
Vietnamese Student Association, 1:45p-5p, Opportunity Center

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Monday, 4/8
Baseball JV v Mercer Island, LOSS 3 to 7
Fastpitch V v Eastside Catholic, WIN 10 to 2
Baseball Varsity v Mercer Island, WIN 10 to 9
  
Wed, 4/10
Fastpitch Varsity v Lincoln HS, LOSS 7 to 20
Fastpitch JV v Lincoln HS, LOSS 6 to 7

Thursday, 4/11
Baseball JV v Lincoln HS, LOSS 5 to 2
Baseball V v Lincoln HS, WIN 2 to 1

Friday, 4/12
Baseball C v Mount Si, WIN 4 to 3
Boys Soccer JV v Lindbergh, WIN 8 to 0
Boys Soccer Varsity v Lindbergh, WIN 1 to 0

Saturday, 4/13
Baseball C v Interlake, LOSS 17 to 4

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Monday, 4/15
Girls Tennis JV v. Lake Washington, 4p
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Lake Washington, 4p
Boys Soccer C @ Liberty, 5:30p

Tuesday, 4/16
Girls Golf Varsity @ Lindbergh, Maplewood Golf Course, 3p
Girls JV Tennis @ Mercer Island, 4p
Girls Tennis Varsity v Mercer Island, 4p
Fastpitch Varsity @ Ingraham, 4:30p
Baseball JV v Liberty, 4:30p
Baseball Varsity @ Liberty, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Juanita, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Juanita, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p

Wed, 4/17
Girls Golf V v Sammamish, Maplewood GC, 3:00p
Baseball C v Cleveland, 4p
Fastpitch Varsity v Juanita, 4p
Boys Soccer C v Lake Washington, 7:30p

Thu, 4/18
Girls Tennis JV v Renton HS, 3:30p
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Renton HS, 4p
              
Fri, 4/19       
Fastpitch Varsity v Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV @ Juanita, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Liberty, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Liberty, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p
Baseball Varsity v Juanita, Bannerwood Park, 7:30p
                    
Sat, 4/20
Baseball Varsity v Edmonds-Woodway, T-Mobile Park, 11am
                
Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Are you interested in learning business skills, or engineering and programming robots? Robotics club is meeting in room 713 on Mondays and Wednesdays, see Mr. Peck in room 205 if you have any questions. See you there!
 
ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? 
Have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Monday, 4/1
Girls Varsity Tennis v Interlake, LOSS 1-6Baseball JV v Lindbergh, WIN 12-0
Fastpitch V v Interlake, WIN 17-4
Boys Soccer C v Liberty, LOSS 0-9
Baseball Varsity v Interlake, WIN 4-2

Tuesday, 4/2
Girls Varsity Tennis v Juanita, WIN 6-1
Boys Soccer JV v Interlake, WIN 3-0
Boys Soccer Varsity v Interlake, WIN 6-2

Wed, 4/5
Baseball JV v Lake Washington, LOSS 1-14
Fastpitch Varsity v Lake Washington, LOSS 13-1
Baseball Varsity v Lake Washington, LOSS 2-0

Thursday, 4/4
Boys JV Soccer v Bellevue, LOSS 0-1
Boys Varsity Soccer v Bellevue, WIN 4-1

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Friday, 4/5
Girls Tennis JV @ Lindbergh, 3:30p
Girls Tennis Varsity v. Lindbergh, 4p
Baseball JV v Mercer Island, 4p
Baseball Varsity @ Mercer Island, 6p
Fastpitch Varsity @ Mercer Island, 6p

Saturday, 4/6
Arnie Young Track Invitational, Renton Memorial Stadium, 9a
                
Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

Calling all Hazen Polynesians! 
Change of Venue, Please join us in the Lecture Hall across from the Library at 10:30 am for a presentation from the UW.  Again, all Hazen Polynesians meet in the Lecture Hall across from the library at 10:30 AM. Contact Ms. Madsen for further information.

Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Are you interested in learning business skills, or engineering and programming robots? Robotics club is meeting in room 713 on Mondays and Wednesdays, see Mr. Peck in room 205 if you have any questions. See you there!

Join UNICEF TODAY after school in the Collaboratory to write letters to children, learn more about our fundraising committee, and enjoy root beer floats!

Interested in environmental and outdoor activities? Need service hours? Join Earth Corps today for a planning meeting to brainstorm fun upcoming activities in room 237 (Ms. Panerio)

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? 
Have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Thursday, 4/4
Ping Pong club, Commons, 2-4p
UNICEF Club, Collab, 2-3:30p      

Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

Library Schedule Change
HELP in the Library will be cancelled today after school, it will resume tomorrow.

Calling all Hazen Polynesians! 
Please join us in the Collaboratory this Thursday 4/4 at 10:30 am for a presentation from the UW. You will get information about UW and the Poli Day that is coming up in May. Again, all Hazen Polynesians meet in the Collaboratory this Thursday at 10:30 AM. Contact Ms. Madsen for further information.

Class of 2024! 
Are you interested in auditioning to be your class's Graduation Speaker? Check out Hazen class of 2024's Insta for a link to the Class Speaker Application or reach out to Ms. Southern or Ms. Price if you're not on IG. Applications are DUE May 1st. 

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Join UNICEF this Thursday after school in the Collaboratory to write letters to children, learn more about our fundraising committee, and enjoy root beer floats!

Interested in environmental and outdoor activities? 
Need service hours? Join Earth Corps this Thursday for a planning meeting to brainstorm fun upcoming activities in room 237 (Ms. Panerio)

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!
 
ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Wednesday, 4/3
Hazen Games & Activities Club, Opp Center, 2:15-3:30p

Thursday, 4/4
Ping Pong club, Commons, 2-4p
UNICEF Club, Collab, 2-3:30p    

Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 

GO HIGHLANDERS!

Seniors 
The Community Service deadline is coming up on Monday, April 1st. Entry into Skyward is complete for those turned in through March 19th. If you have turned in your hours after that date, they will be entered into Skyward in the order received. Please allow up to 1-2 weeks for processing. Ms. Courtney will be keeping track if they are turned in by the due date.

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? Have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!
    
ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Friday, 3/29
Girls Tennis JV @ Liberty, 4p
Girls Tennis V v. Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV v. Bellevue, 4p
Baseball V @ Bellevue, 4:30p
Fastpitch V @ Bellevue, 4:30p

Boys Soccer JV @ Lindbergh, 5:30p Postponed
Boys Soccer V @ Lindbergh, Renton Memorial, 7:30p Postponed

Saturday, 3/30 
Baseball C @ Newport, 11a

Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 

GO HIGHLANDERS!

SENIORS
As you know the Community Service deadline is coming up on Monday, April 1st. Entry into Skyward is complete through March 19th. If you have turned in your hours after that date, they will be entered into Skyward in the order received. Please allow up to 1-2 weeks for processing. Ms. Courtney will be keeping track if they are turned in on by the due date.

Spirit Week
ASB is excited to inform you that this week is spring spirit week and there a number of ways to get involved and have some fun!
Friday, 3/29 Color Wars; Seniors - Blue, Juniors - Yellow, Sophomores - Green, and Freshmen - White
        
Only 2 more days to purchase your 2024 Spring Formal tickets! 
You can get tickets online, at lunch, or at the ASB Office before March 27th. 
 
ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Come to ASC, FASA, and SASU’s joint meeting today afterschool in the Cafeteria! We will have Falooda (Faah-looh-dah), a South Asian dessert, and Buko Pandan (boo-kowh pan-dahn), a Filipino Dessert, for everyone to enjoy. We will also be celebrating Holi, a Hindu holiday that marks the beginning of Spring with powdered paint! See you there!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK 
Thursday, 3/28
SASU & FASU Collab Meeting, Cafeteria, 2:03p
Ping Pong Club, Commons, 2p

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!
 
ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Wednesday, 3/27
Baseball JV @ Liberty LOSS 11 to 13
Fastpitch V @ Liberty LOSS 4 to 17
Baseball V v. Liberty LOSS 1 to 4
Boys Soccer C v. Interlake LOSS 0 to 6

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Thursday, 3/28
Girls Tennis JV v. Interlake, 4p (RAINOUT re-schedule)
Girls Tennis V @ Interlake, 4p (RAINOUT re-schedule)
Track @ Interlake, 4p

Friday, 3/29
Girls Tennis JV @ Liberty, 4p
Girls Tennis V v. Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV v. Bellevue, 4p
Baseball V @ Bellevue, 4:30p
Fastpitch V @ Bellevue, 4:30p
Boys Soccer C @ Lindbergh, 5:30p
Boys Soccer JV @ Lindbergh, 7p
Boys Soccer V @ Lindbergh, Renton Memorial, 7:30p
Saturday, 3/30
Baseball C @ Newport, 11a
Girls Tennis JV @ Bellevue, 10a (RAINOUT re-schedule)
 
Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 

GO HIGHLANDERS!

Did you know we have a knowledge bowl team? 
Did you know they won the 3A state competition this past weekend? Well yes we do have a team and yes they did win state! Congratulations to our Hazen Knowledge Bowl team! 2024 State Champs!

It's spring spirit week and there a number of ways to get involved and have some fun!
Thursday, 3/28-Fancy Dress (9th & 10th) v. Western Wear (11th & 12th)
Friday, 3/2-Color Wars; Seniors - Blue, Juniors - Yellow, Sophomores - Green, and Freshmen - White

It's the last week to purchase your 2024 Spring Formal tickets! 
You can get tickets online or at the ASB Office before March 27th. 

Hazen String Orchestra and Hazen Philharmonic Orchestra 
Won big at the the annual Soundview Adjudicated Orchestra Festival. Out of a large and talented field of musicians, BOTH orchestras received the score of a I, (a Superior), the top score possible, from all judges present! That’s right, straight superior ratings for BOTH orchestras! Outstanding work!

Additionally, for this school year, every major performing ensemble at Hazen received STRAIGHT superiors at their respective festivals. Between 3 artful choruses, 2 diligent orchestras, and one dynamic symphonic band, all 6 groups that represented Hazen at these festivals all received nothing but a “I” from every judge. Thank you, Mr. Coy and Mr. Viles for your leadership and development of all of our vocalists and musicians!

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Come to ASC, FASA, and SASU’s joint meeting on Thursday, March 28th afterschool in the Cafeteria! We will have Falooda (Faah-looh-dah), a South Asian dessert, and Buko Pandan (boo-kowh pan-dahn), a Filipino Dessert, for everyone to enjoy. We will also be celebrating Holi, a Hindu holiday that marks the beginning of Spring with powdered paint! See you there!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK 
Wednesday, 3/27
PowderBuff Volleyball Practice, Main Gym, 2:30p

Thursday, 3/28
SASU & FASU Collab Meeting, Cafeteria, 2:03p
Ping Pong Club, Commons, 2p

ATHLETICS
Congratulations to Hazen Dance Team! 
They are STATE CHAMPIONS in 3A Military and placed 3rd overall in 3A Pom! The team competed against the top 3A teams in the state on Saturday at the Yakima Sun Dome. Great job, Hazen Dance Team.

Are you a Hazen athlete? 
have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Tuesday, 3/26
Girls Tennis V v. Bellevue LOSS 2 to 5
Boys Soccer JV v. Mercer Island LOSS 4 to 0
Boys Soccer V v. Mercer Island LOSS 0 to 1

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Wednesday, 3/27
Girls Tennis JV v. Interlake, 4p
Girls Tennis V @ Interlake, 4p
Baseball JV @ Liberty, 4:30p
Fastpitch V @ Liberty, 4:30p
Baseball V v. Liberty, Bannerwood, 7p
Boys Soccer C v. Interlake, 7:30p

Thursday, 3/28
Track @ Interlake, 4p

Friday, 3/29
Girls Tennis JV @ Liberty, 4p
Girls Tennis V v. Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV v. Bellevue, 4p
Baseball V @ Bellevue, 4:30p
Fastpitch V @ Bellevue, 4:30p
Boys Soccer C @ Lindbergh, 5:30p
Boys Soccer JV @ Lindbergh, 7p
Boys Soccer V @ Lindbergh, Renton Memorial, 7:30p

Saturday, 3/30
Baseball C @ Newport, 11a
Girls Tennis JV @ Bellevue, 10a (RAINOUT re-schedule)

Remember! Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!

CONGRATULATIONS! 
Ms. Moore and Mr. Viles for receiving the "Ahead of the Class Award" from the Renton Chamber of Commerce. They are 2 of the top 10 educators selected from a pool of 70! Hazen is also the only building to have two educators selected! in the words of Mr. Viles; "just more proof of the wonderful work and caring people that inhabit this building!"
Hey Seniors! Reminder- if you haven't turned in your community service hours yet, please still continue to do so! It is a graduation requirement. Please see Ms Courtney in the Counseling office or place your log in the yellow crate in the office. We will record the hours as received.

CLASS OFFICER ELECTIONS
If you would like to run for a class officer position for the 2024-25 school year, now is the time to get your name on the ballot. Please check your homeroom slides from Monday for the link for the interest form. Interest meetings will be April 22 at 6:50 a.m. and 2:10 p.m., and April 23 at 2:10 p.m. If you do not attend a meeting, you cannot run!

ACTIVITIES/CLUBS
Join Highlander Club on April 26 after school at 2:15 in room 115 to make slime! We will provide charms and dye to make the slime! Don’t miss out and bring a friend. See you there!
Want your club meetings announced each week? want more members? Advertise!! Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to add your stuff!

CLUB MEETINGS THIS WEEK 
Thursday, 4/18
Jesus Club, 11:00-11:40a, Collaboratory
Asian Student Coalition, 1:30p-3:30p, Opportunity Center
Ping Pong Club, 2p-4p, Commons
Volleyball Club, 2p-4p, Main Gym
Vietnamese Student Association, 1:45p-5p, Opportunity Center

ATHLETICS
Are you a Hazen athlete? have you committed to a college this fall? Do you want to participate in our Signing Ceremony on May 17th? Come see Ms. Presley in the Main Office to give her your information and sign-up!

ATHLETIC RESULTS THIS WEEK     
Wed, 4/17
Fastpitch Varsity v Juanita LOSS 18 to 2

ATHLETICS THIS WEEK
Thu, 4/18
Girls Tennis JV v Renton HS, 3:30p
Girls Tennis Varsity @ Renton HS, 4p

Fri, 4/19
Fastpitch Varsity v Liberty, 4p
Baseball JV @ Juanita, 4:30p
Boys Soccer JV v Liberty, 5:30p
Boys Soccer Varsity v Liberty, Renton Memorial Stadium, 7:30p
Baseball Varsity v Juanita, Bannerwood Park, 7:30p

Sat, 4/20        
Baseball Varsity v Edmonds-Woodway, T-Mobile Park, 11am
                
Bring your ASB and get in FREE to all home games! 
GO HIGHLANDERS!